{"title":"Coasters","description":null,"products":[{"product_id":"dungeon-crawler-carl-engraved-slate-coaster-set-of-6","title":"Dungeon Crawler Carl - Engraved Slate Coaster Set of 6","description":"\u003cp\u003eBring a little crawler chaos to your coffee table with this Dungeon Crawler Carl inspired slate coaster set, featuring six solid stone coasters permanently laser engraved with fan-favorite characters, quotes, and some of the series' most wonderfully unhinged moments.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFrom an outraged Princess Donut to an appalled Mongo, screaming goats, questionable legal advice, and a certain pair of heart-covered boxers, each coaster brings a different piece of the Crawl to your home.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEach Set Includes 6 Designs:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePrincess Donut – \"THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!\" – Princess Donut in full royal meltdown mode, complete with tiara, sunglasses, and an expression that suggests someone is about to hear about this.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMongo – \"MONGO IS APPALLED!\" – Mongo looking appropriately horrified alongside one of Donut's most recognizable declarations.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCarl's Heart Boxers – \"You will not break me.\" – The legendary heart-covered boxers. 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