Flask - Dungeon Crawler Carl - 7 different quotes available

Flask - Dungeon Crawler Carl - 7 different quotes available

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$22.00
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Flask - Dungeon Crawler Carl - 7 different quotes available

Flask - Dungeon Crawler Carl - 7 different quotes available

$22.00
Sale price  $22.00 Regular price 
Quote for Flask

Straight from the dungeon and ready for your next questionable decision.

This 8 oz stainless steel hip flask is engraved with a bold, high-contrast design inspired by Dungeon Crawler Carl, made for fans who appreciate dark humor, sharp quotes, and a little chaos in their carry gear.

Each flask starts with a black powder-coated finish, then is precision laser engraved to reveal clean stainless steel beneath. The result is a sleek, durable contrast that looks just as good on a shelf as it does coming out of a coat pocket at an inconvenient moment.

Compact but solid, this flask is sized for easy carry and everyday use. To make life easier, every flask includes a small stainless steel funnel, because spilling your drink is not an achievement you want to unlock. You can choose from 7 different quotes, each inspired by unforgettable moments and characters from the series.

Details:

  • 8 oz stainless steel hip flask
  • Black powder-coated exterior
  • Laser engraved to reveal stainless steel design
  • Approximate size: 3.7” wide x 5.5” tall
  • Includes small funnel for easy filling
  • Choice of 7 different engraved quotes

7 quotes available:

  • New Achievement! You Found Your Flask! Reward: You can now make poor decisions
  • New Achievement! You Found Your Flask! Reward: You can now get the party started
  • Make it a Dirty Shirley
  • Drink me. Drink me deep. Put me inside you.
  • Carl’s Jug O’ Boom Fireball Whiskey and Barefoot Wine, Time for your liver to pay the Daddy Tax.
  • Cat’s don’t drink cocktails. Cat’s don’t shoot lasers from their eyes, either, but here we are Carl. Mama needs a night off.
  • As soon as we’re done here, I’m going to make a line for the nearest attorney bar and drink for free until I wake up in a gutter with at least three new venereal diseases. - Quasar
  • Achievement Unlocked: Portable morale boost.

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