Dungeon Crawler Carl Money Clip | Daddy Tax & Illicit Butthole Money | Laser Engraved Stainless Steel | Funny DCC LitRPG Gift

Dungeon Crawler Carl Money Clip | Daddy Tax & Illicit Butthole Money | Laser Engraved Stainless Steel | Funny DCC LitRPG Gift

Illicit Money
$9.00
Sale price  $9.00 Regular price 
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Dungeon Crawler Carl Money Clip | Daddy Tax & Illicit Butthole Money | Laser Engraved Stainless Steel | Funny DCC LitRPG Gift

Dungeon Crawler Carl Money Clip | Daddy Tax & Illicit Butthole Money | Laser Engraved Stainless Steel | Funny DCC LitRPG Gift

$9.00
Sale price  $9.00 Regular price 
Quote options (Full quote not shown here)

Level up your everyday carry with a money clip that feels like it fell right out of the Dungeon! These sleek, laser-engraved stainless steel money clips are inspired by the wild humor and absolute chaos of the Dungeon Crawler Carl series. They're the perfect blend of subtle nerdy flair and laugh-out-loud personality.

Each clip is crafted from durable stainless steel with a bold black finish, then precision-engraved for a clean, permanent design. Measuring approximately 2 inches long and 0.75 inches wide, they're compact, sturdy, and ready to guard your hard-earned loot on any floor of the dungeon.

Choose from three fan-favorite quotes in the variations section. (Full quote is not shown in that field due to character limits) "Illicit Butthole Money" "Time to pay the daddy tax" "I can't be held accountable for everything I've ever said to a stripper"

***Custom quotes available, choose the custom option and send a message with the quote you'd like.

Details:

  • Stainless steel construction
  • Black finish with crisp laser engraving
  • Approx. 2" x 0.75"
  • Three hilarious quote options from Dungeon Crawler Carl
  • Lightweight, durable, and perfect for daily use or gifting

Whether you're treating yourself, surprising a fellow crawler, or looking for a gift that definitely won't be forgotten, this money clip brings the perfect hit of Dungeon Crawler chaos to any pocket.

***I was originally sending these with no shipping cost via USPS in regular envelopes with a couple of stamps, given how light and small they are. USPS has been very inconsistent in getting them delivered, so I've had to shift to sending them with tracking in a bubble mailer. So in an effort to keep the cost of the items down, I've implemented a $3 shipping for the item, but all additional small items have no additional cost. There's also a free shipping threshold set by Etsy at $35, so these will ship for free in the same box if other items are purchased and it pushes over that threshold. Please feel free to message with any questions.

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Etsy customer

This is actually the second time I've bought one of these from the seller. I have a friend who I always greet with "Hi Zev!", so I asked if I could get that on a clip, and he whipped one up special.

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Katie McCarty

I love it so much! I also appreciated processing updates from the seller.

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Casey Grooms

The money clip was exactly what I was looking for, communication was fast and friendly, I am thoroughly pleased! Thanks again!

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Jessica

I’m so excited to get this! I’m a big DCC fan and this money clip is hilarious. Thanks!

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Etsy customer

The person I got it for found it hilarious

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Blake Reyes

Solid product with crisp engraving. the metal is solid and holds its shape well.

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Samantha

shipping was quick and seller communicated well. I enjoy the item, it is a gift for a family member. good quality... seems sturdy!

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Phil

Shipped out quick, no issues. Strong clip. Get looks and questions from those who dont know….

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Whitney Awesome

BEST IN DUNGEON

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Sarah G

NEW ACHIEVEMENT! You can now keep track of your paper loot. Fast shipping with tracking. 15/10 stellar seller service!

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Joseph Sanchez

Great item, appreciate super niche dungeon crawler Carl merch

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Nicki G

Great gift, unfortunately he hadn’t got to this part of the book yet so didn’t have a clue what it was talking about.🫠

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Samantha Smith

this is exactly as pictured and hilarious as a gift

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Michael Teresi

Great quality and looks amazing. Excited to show it off.

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Shannon Bennett

Great item. fast shipping. seller is easy to work with.

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keisha neihart

Illicit butthole money is now secured with this clip for my husband. Excellent quality. It’s so perfect.

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Joe Barber

Great service and fast shipping

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Etsy customer

Great seller. Fast shipping. Thanks.

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Katrina Barker

Got this for my husband! Love it! So excited to have found it.

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Robert Robinson

Funny and high quality stuff.

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Stephanie Shea

Purchased a hilarious engraved money clip for my husband... LOVE IT! It arrived on time (earlier than expected) and was exactly as pictured. Now I'm shopping this store for more fan art!

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Etsy customer

Perfect, arrived quickly and exactly as advertised!

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Hilarious birthday gift! Gave it to my friend going to Italy to hold some Euros to use for the public restrooms, so the DCC joke got to pull double duty! 😂

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Shawna Jensen

It arrived perfectly and packaged well. Bought to give as a gift and I’m positive the recipient will love it!

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Etsy customer

Giving this as a gift! High quality and fast shipping.

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michael lenzo

Item was perfect. As advertised

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Jennifer DeMarco

Quick shipping, great product & the seller was fantastic.

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Jennifer Anson

Very sturdy and well made. Love this money clip!

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Caitlin Bruner

Matched description, exceeded my expectations. Customer service was prompt, friendly, and thoughtful!

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Daniel Ubach

As advertised and made my friend laugh